Friday, 29 November 2013

8 minute picture

i did this painting in 8 minutes with real paint, some people do exercise, particularly their abs, i did this, 
it is what it is , a seat in my heart for you,

i did this picture in respect for ned and the winterfell crew, then found out im a true stark blood myself, great grandfather stark who was a boxer, illegal gambler in the woods and a miner, and he was scottish, so proper northern, boom.

two boys playing on the moon
 and broken stolen wine glass, fixed with sellotape,
 also featuring kiss jumper and stolen red vw car from vw van bar,
i am not a thief

me and trap jaw

Thursday, 28 November 2013

MIA bad girls - this is not a spot the difference, this is just the same picture twice and one has less colour than the other, or more white than the other, the wing mirror is far too big, and there should be another one on the other side.
set where the rich guys cruise their cars sideways fast, there is religion and life beliefs in this, but im not smart enough to explain it rightly

nice school stuff

a certificate and the back of the school paper

Monday, 25 November 2013

the background to this should not be blue, dont know what is going on there.(changed the picture now so all good)
did this today, back at school, foot and mouth no longer about, perry requested that i do a picture about the arctic monkeys 'arabella' song, so i had a listen and did this;
she has a 70s head, the egde of the galaxy lips,a constellation kiss,a helter skelter wrapped around her little finger ,a barbarella silver swim suit and intersteller boots, i like it, but i prefer the first one i did with the monkeys that look like sheep in a ford cortina, hoovering.

Thursday, 21 November 2013

bored at school pictures

sea life pictures done at school today, was so bored, all the children were at home with foot and mouth, but we still had to go in

1.   Jellyfish are not fish, they live in the sea and do not have brains.

 sharks always have to move, even when they sleep, and they can't get cancer.

this picture should not say it's with the dash, it should say its, right now i'm saying it all wrong with that dash.

seahorses are the slowest fish, and they sing when they kiss.

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

,today: my student wrote these two sentences in his think book, they made me laugh and i thought they were nicely poetic, so drew this

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

did a quick picture about the arctic monkeys, apparently they look like sheep though, but they're not.

Tuesday, 5 November 2013

young male crustaceans association - painted - rubbish photograph, not giving its full real vision
we only really eat prawns bums.